things i find going through my head as i search through the profiles on the online dating site i joined last night [yeah - you read that right]:
"um hell no"
"HELLOOOOOOOO ________" [insert their name here]
"you may want to ditch the girl in your profile pic there, playa"
"dude - you're wearing a cheesy jesus shirt and you don't speak english" [true story, though my sister amanda thinks this is the perfect guy for me, because, and i quote, "you'll live a happy life if you don't have to listen to him"].
"65 years old? stop looking at my profile, you pervert"
then there's the guy who 'winked' at me. being curious, i checked out his profile. no pic. no short answers. no thanks. i'm looking for someone who can hold a conversation, not someone who can prove that their eyelids work.
amidst all of the weirdos, however, [and trust me there were many], i happened to find someone who i'm compatible with. sent him a cute email in true paula style, in fact.
stay tuned ... hopefully he hollas for paula ;)